Q. How do you get 2 piccolos to play in tune?
A. Shoot one.
Q: Why were piccolos invented?
A: To give the whole orchestra a headache.
There is a group of 6th grade flute players, and they are in a competition to who can get the highest note.
"Look guys, I can play a high A!" (Screeeeeeech!) "Well, I can get to high B" (Screeeech!, Any glass nearby busts) "I can play piccolo!" (Panic ensues) "Nooooo! DON'T DO IT!" "PUT IT AWAY!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" |
Friday, October 28, 2011
Piccolo Jokes
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